Tuesday, June 3, 2008

You know you are Old when...


old


1. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.

2. You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.

3. You enjoy watching the news.

4. The phone rings and you hope its not for you.

5. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

6. You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.

7. You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.

8. You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style --TWICE.

9. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

10. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.


spiderman old


11. Cannot remember what you did 30 seconds ago.

12. You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"

13. You don't like to drive after dark.

14. You say the words, "Turn that music down!" too often.

15. You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.

16. Your top three favorite pastimes involve sleep.

17. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

18. You are often asked to give a personal account of the story of creation.

19. You wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.

20. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.



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