An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES!
Love,
Fred
At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Fred
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Potatoes
Thursday, June 19, 2008
It's Britney, b****!
Meet Derrick Barry, Britney Spears Impersonator who joined in America's Got Talent and shocked the judges. He looks just like her. Just don't let him speak...lip sync maybe.
See more of him in youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9dpkm_NEhU
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
You know you are Old when...
1. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
2. You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.
3. You enjoy watching the news.
4. The phone rings and you hope its not for you.
5. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
6. You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
7. You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.
8. You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style --TWICE.
9. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
10. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
11. Cannot remember what you did 30 seconds ago.
12. You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
13. You don't like to drive after dark.
14. You say the words, "Turn that music down!" too often.
15. You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
16. Your top three favorite pastimes involve sleep.
17. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
18. You are often asked to give a personal account of the story of creation.
19. You wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
20. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
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Saturday, May 31, 2008
31 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
1. Don't hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she'll feel left out.
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.
5. Wrestle with her.
6. Don't go hang out with you ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up.
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.
13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then tell her
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends
21. Kiss her in the rain.
22. Kiss her just for the heck of it
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy).
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
27. Give her what she wants.
28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
29. Tell her shes beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.
30. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girl friend all the time.
31. If u care about her...SHOW her!
...wow...I wonder what can make a guy smile...hmmm... Read More......
Monday, May 26, 2008
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