Friday, March 21, 2008

The Success of Marriage


Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They
had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25
years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret
of their well known 'happy going marriage'.

Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?'

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: 'We had been to Shimla for honeymoon
after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride
on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was
riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly,
making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted
the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'.

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened
again. This time she again kept calm and said 'This is your second time' and
continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver
from the purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal.
Are you crazy?' .

She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'.'

Husband:'That's it. We are happy ever after. '


**image used is from sxc.hu by clshearin

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