An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the BODIES!
Love,
Fred
At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Fred
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Potatoes
Thursday, June 19, 2008
It's Britney, b****!
Meet Derrick Barry, Britney Spears Impersonator who joined in America's Got Talent and shocked the judges. He looks just like her. Just don't let him speak...lip sync maybe.
See more of him in youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9dpkm_NEhU
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
You know you are Old when...
1. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
2. You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.
3. You enjoy watching the news.
4. The phone rings and you hope its not for you.
5. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
6. You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.
7. You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.
8. You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style --TWICE.
9. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
10. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
11. Cannot remember what you did 30 seconds ago.
12. You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
13. You don't like to drive after dark.
14. You say the words, "Turn that music down!" too often.
15. You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
16. Your top three favorite pastimes involve sleep.
17. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
18. You are often asked to give a personal account of the story of creation.
19. You wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
20. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
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Saturday, May 31, 2008
31 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
...wow...I wonder what can make a guy smile...hmmm... Read More......
Monday, May 26, 2008
Square Watermelons
A round watermelon can take up a lot of room in a refrigerator and the usually round fruit often sits awkwardly on refrigerator shelves.
See pictures below on how smart Japanese farmers have forced their watermelons to grow into a square shape. This is by inserting the melons into square, tempered glass cases while the fruit is
still growing on the vine.
Simple yet effective....
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Web Hoax That Led to Suicide
Here's an exclusive interview with a 19year-old girl, Ashley Grills, in "Good Morning America" admitting her part on a scheme that led a 13-year-old Megan Meier to commit suicide last October 2006.
Grills created a fake account on MySpace, used a picture of a good looking boy and started an online romance with Meier.
"Grills insisted, though, that she was not the only adult involved in the cruel hoax, which eventually led the emotionally vulnerable Meier to commit suicide in October 2006, after her spurious online boyfriend and others began making nasty comments about her."
Link: http://abcnews.go.com/
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Holy COW!
Meet Chilli, a black and white Friesian bullock that's 6ft 7inches tall. Hoax? Nope, it's the real thing! Couldn't believe it at first either. See here to find out more about Chilli!
Friday, May 16, 2008
Stare Contest
Here's Jessica Alba's entry for the ibeatyou stare competition challenged by Kevjumba in youtube.
Argh! I definitely cannot win on this. Not my game. My eyes hurts... but it was fun staring at Jessica Alba and Kevjumba. hehe Read More......
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Britain’s Got Talent 2008: Charlie Green
How about a round of applause for the half Pinoy-half British 10 year old boy Charlie Green, who sang his way to the next round of Britain's Got Talent. A star in the making indeed.
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Monday, April 21, 2008
Which of Tim Burton's Kooky Characters Are You?
I AM
Lydia (Beetleljuice) Lydia is strange and dark, with a creative mind. Even though she's weird, she's still very kind.
Take this quiz now.
So tell me, who did you get? I was hoping to get Sally, the ragdoll in Nightmare Before Christmas. Oh well, I still would love to meet a Jack Skellington here. :)
More quiz on: http://www.youthink.com/quiz.cfm
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
Hiccups
Hic! Hic!... Ever wonder where that noise comes from? Blame it to your diaphragm. A sudden rush of air onto the lungs -like swallowing an air while eating- can irritate you diaphragm and can cause hiccups. An involuntary spasm you might say. Typically it last for few minutes.
Here is a home remedy that will help remove a hiccup.
Here are some simple ways to get rid of it too:
a. Hold your breath as long as you can and then exhale slowly. Slow, deep breathing may also solve the problem.
b. Plug fingers in your both ears. Ask someone to help you to drink the water... Make sure that you don't remove fingers from both ears. Your hiccups will be cured in 5-10 minutes or even lesser time.
If the attack persist for an hour or more,consult a doctor.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Munchkin: The Monster Cat
Photoshopped?? That's what I thought at first... Cat's real name is Sassy.
This huge cat is real and here's what the owner has to say:
Sassy was born in Virginia, and moved to Canada in 1991 with me. He was a kitten then and after we had him fixed he started getting fat. I never thought anything of it cause he slept so much. His visits to the Blair Animal Hospital did not find any problems with him and could not figure out why he was so fat. He was on diet food for about 8 years. In 1999 he was noted as being 15.9 kilos. in 2001 he was listed as 40 pounds and then lost 8 when he died. He did not eat an excess amount of food and did not eat table scraps. A bite or two of chicken or tuna was his favorite. I miss him very much and often find his picture posted on various web sites.
Link: www.museumofhoaxes.com
Monday, April 7, 2008
Voiceless Dog
Want to have a dog but can't stand the noisy barks? How about a barkless dog? Yep, they do exist. They are called Basenji or sometimes called Barkless or Congo Dog. Although Basenjis do not bark, they can mimic sounds, and they are able to mimic barks if raised among barking dogs.
Basenjis are ancient breed of hound dog native to central Africa. They are small, short-haired dogs with erect ears and a tightly curled tail. They are very intelligent and responds well to training. Another good thing about them is that they groom theirselves well...just like a cat. So a little grooming is needed.
I'm not sure if I want a voiceless dog, I dunno, but it sure is 'ideal' for people who lives in a condo or an apartment to avoid neighbors from complaining about the dog's noise.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
A Beautiful Liar
Completely out of the blue, he asked her,
“Did you ever love me?”
She looked into his eyes then her face turned pale. She was speechless for few moments then she said,
“Yes, somehow.”
He smiled and was pleased with what he heard from her. All the while, he thought she had never had feelings for him.
She wanted to take back what she just told him, She didn’t mean it and now, she started to feel perturbed.
With every passing moment, he couldn’t help smiling. Yet the pang of uneasiness grew greater
That she wanted to leave the situation immediately. She would even want to stab herself in remorse.
He would do everything he could to win her back. It seemed like she cast a spell and he easily fell for it.
If he only knew, she was such a beautiful liar.
All the things she does in the heat of the moment, It can cost him a lifetime of happiness.
But in many days to come can bring him nothing but distress.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Spot The Fake
Can you tell which logo are real and fake? Take this quiz to check your logo expertise.
I got 14 out of 20 questions correct. BEAT THAT! Nyahaha. Sigh, I wasn't familiar with all the logos but I did do my best. Wink. Wink.
http://money.aol.com/special/corporate-logos-quiz
So tell me, how did you do?
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Playboy Philippines Magazine
Yep. Playboy will have it's local edition here in the Philippines. Excited are you?
The Playboy Magazine Philippine Edition is scheduled to launched on April 2 at Sofitel Hotel in Pasay City.
But hold your horses, the Playboy's editor-in-chief says that there will be no nudity involve but is a lifestyle magazine for mature, successful men and women. The magazine will be adjusted to the local culture and sensibilities and that is different from FHM or Maxim.
Now that's interesting. I've always thought that Playboy features photographs of nude women. And that cute little bunny is like giving you a heads up that you will see those naked woman. Well to those people who's not a fan of pornography, this mag is for you. Try the conservative bunny. It will surprise your friends when you say you read Playboy. lols. Read More......
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Happy Easter!
These egg shells were carved using a high precision laser beam. Cool isn't it?
Happy Easter to all! Read More......
Friday, March 21, 2008
The Success of Marriage
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They
had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25
years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret
of their well known 'happy going marriage'.
Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?'
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: 'We had been to Shimla for honeymoon
after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride
on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was
riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly,
making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted
the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'.
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened
again. This time she again kept calm and said 'This is your second time' and
continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver
from the purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal.
Are you crazy?' .
She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'.'
Husband:'That's it. We are happy ever after. ' Read More......
**image used is from sxc.hu by clshearin
Thursday, March 20, 2008
My First
Hello World!
My very first post. Ah... Not so sure yet what to stock in here... whatever life throws at me I guess.
But right now, I'm too busy revamping my site.
Thanks for dropping by anyway.
-tsiken
